there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.

Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*

by OLOL January 28, 2007

there's always room for jello

There is always time to have sex, even in the most stolen moments.

Even though I have to be at my therapist's office in 15 minutes, there's always room for jello.

by julieann February 16, 2008

there was a young man from china

Chilren's song.

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

there ain't shit far behind that

Something to say when someone makes a wet fart.

*Someone makes a wet fart*

Grandma: There ain't shit far behind that.

by cbruer December 3, 2009

There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".

♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫

by Telephony June 24, 2015

There Are No Safe Spaces

What the homeless guy said to me before he bent me right over. and Noah flipped out his phone.

AHH NOAH WHY
HOMELESS MAN:THERE ARE NO SAFE SPACES

by sachadergrosse January 18, 2019

there's no i in team

Phrase used to mean, "Teamwork takes priority over individual achievement; we win as a team & we lose as a team."

There may not be an "I" in "team..." switch around a few letters and there's a "me," though! It's all about ME!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004