theftuous

When an act is committed in the same way as a theft.

Sheridan took the seat from Alyse in a theftuous manner.

by astrENNORt; December 25, 2010

Thetty Eff

The abbreviation of Thetford Forest, a tree plantation in the East of England, straddled across the Norfolk/Suffolk border. Whilst actually just a glorified tree farm it doubles as a leisure centre for a whole host of activities including: rambling, family days/picnics, segwaying, mounting biking, dog/cat walking, deer stalking, casual hedonism and whole host of other passion filled activities. Almost exclusively used by folk originating from East Cambridgeshire 15 years ago; it appears that in recent years that usage has spread nationwide.

Examples "wot u doin this weekend m8?" "fack all buh, goin to Thetty Eff"
"who are ya, who are ya? Thetty, Thetty Eff!"
"Looks like im going to be swinging off a tree at gape on a corporate do" "gape?" "YEAH, THETTY EFF"

by fordting June 23, 2017

Theftovers

When you steal left overs from food, A: you didn't make or B: you didn't order.

I'm going to my parents house to try to score some theftovers. I heard they went to ...insert your favorite restaurant.

by Vduxx August 26, 2018

joke theft

No one likes to be around one of these people. They feel like they are not able to say anything funny without it being stolen. A common name for a joke theft is Tyler Allen. They have a unique way of stealing your jokes. They will listen closely to the joke you say in front of your guy friends. They will then will announce it in front of a large group of guys and girls exactly word for word as you said it. Everyone will laugh and he will take full credit for it. This will make him feel like all the girls are interested in him. He will then jokingly say, "Tyler Allen ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all night." This is to try to get a few more chuckles out of everyone. Also, they are not only limited to talking, a joke theft does his work through any form of communication. Anyone who is a joke theft shall be called a “Tyler”.

There was a joke theft in this class and the teacher brought in freeze pops. Since the wrappers are really long, the joke theft's friend said to him, "Hey look, it's a Ron Jeremy size condom." The Tyler laughed hysterically. He then took a picture of the empty wrapper on Snap Chat, used the exact same caption, and added the picture to his Snap Story without giving any credit.

by cannorris June 9, 2014

Grand Theft Auto Advance

An underrated video game made by Rockstar Games in 2004 for the Game Boy Advance. It released on the same day as GTA: San Andreas. It's a 2D styled game, set in the same universe as GTA III.

The story follows Mike, a criminal seeking to leave Liberty City with his friend, Vinnie, and start a new life. However, Vinnie is killed in an explosion, leaving Mike to search for his killer, while still doing jobs under various bosses to raise enough money to leave Liberty City.

Grand Theft Auto Advance may not be able to hold a candle to the GTA games of the same era, but it's still a good game, especially for the Game Boy Advance.

by Some guy on UD July 19, 2020

Testicular Theft

A crime you can commit by stealing someone's nutsack.

He's on trial for testicular theft.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 20, 2022

Smart drug theft

Smart drug theft is when someone steals your smart drugs. They might steal your Modafinil, Armodafinil, Sunifiram, N-Acetyl-Selank, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Choline, Omega 3's, B Vitamins, -Carnitine, Thiopropamine (TPA), Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), Prolintane, D,L-Deprenyl, and more.

Tyler: Hey, that jackass wearing a black mask stole my Modafinil! It's smart drug theft!

by CognitiveFuel September 8, 2023