home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
by Mimmi July 31, 2023
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Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.
Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex
by logan Jake Paul March 21, 2018
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Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!
A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!
by CivSki May 29, 2022
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plot vortex

Plot vortex is the phenomenon of playing in a role playing game, resists getting caught up in the plot, but does anyway, because otherwise you’re stuck in the bar, drowning your sorrows in a cuppa, watching dreams of adventure slip from your grasp.
Carolina decided to give up her successful psychologist-to-the-stars practice to tumble into the PLOT VORTEX and oppose the NSA and enable the escape of the schizophrenic hacker, obsessed with following the instructions in their head to build an alien tech robot with artificial intelligence.
by CapUSA33 April 22, 2023
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Polar Vortex

When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.
Oh, bitch, you're about to feel that Polar Vortex
by Quinnythepooh February 02, 2019
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Trash Vortex

A) Of or pertaining to a cultural dislocation; possibility violating any persistent interconnectivity principles
B) Rural slang for use in an bar or pub that is populated with uncouth patrons who have never listened to the Digable Planets song 'Rebirth of Slick'.
A) "Modern American culture has been encroached so deeply that this place is obviously a trash vortex."

B) "Come on Jimbo, this bar is a freakin trash vortex."
by Death of a Non-Salesman December 20, 2015
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Vortex As Fuck

Something that would be used by, done by, or listened to by the Vortex Club in Life is Strange.
The some you were listening to was Vortex As Fuck!!!
by ChristopherTheWriter July 31, 2015
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