home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.

“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”

by Mimmi July 30, 2023

Vortex

The vortex. Words can’t describe the experience. You’re either all the way in or you’re not. A whirlwind of consumption and intoxication. It does not discriminate and consumes us all.

Bro we got sucked into the vortex last night. Yeah man I had way too much.

by Degenerates69 January 3, 2021

eye vortex

An especially attractive part of a man or womans body that is difficult to avert your gaze from.

Man Tasha's tits are such an eye vortex, she's caught me twice staring all ready

by the kupo god November 24, 2010

Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!

A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!

by CivSki May 28, 2022

Vortex

Pile drive someones fucking asshole

"Hey Sarah how was Finn last night?" Said Jessica
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed

by The pile driver November 17, 2020

Maybe Vortex

Clearly the best Xbox player in the world.

“Maybe Vortex is just that good.”

by Wempls February 24, 2022

Vortex-Gender

A gender which you don't care about your gender "suck the genders in" as it is called a vortex. you don't want just one pronoun you most likely want all of them so just take them.
ALSO NEVER OVER USE ONE PRONOUN ITS ANNOYING USE THEM ALL SWITCH IT UPPPPP

Omg! Your Vortex-gender, does that mean you use all pronouns? You do? I will make sure to use them!

by Axol!! August 15, 2022