Shy Town

a. From an acronym for Chicago, i.e., "Shit-Headed Yahoo Town."

b. A term of derision for a lunatic city that deserves every whit for giving America an unrivaled gaggle of thieves, murderers, perverts, gangsters, hoodlums, thugs, corrupt politicians and assorted societal misfits that boggles the mind.

c. A town teeming with Shit-Headed Yahoos who continually vote for the dregs of themselves to run the government.

d. A term hated by actual SHY Chicagoans who try to redeem their reputation by insisting "SHY" really means "chi" (actually a Chinese word and Greek letter) and insist it is used only by non-Chicagoans (which is generally true).

Why da' Shy Town hood pimpz voted fo' da' B-Ho? Ya'll is mad stupid.

by I. "Who Sane" Myars September 06, 2010

Cum Town

Show hosted by autist Nick Mullen, obese toothless man Stavros Halkias, and gay bug Adam Friedland. The best podcast for knowing about tube and square.

Person one:"Im a left-leaning individual, but i do like the idea of a Chinese Jew"

Person two: "Go on Cum Town dude."

by American Tai Bo April 10, 2018

Town bicycle

slang for a hoe, implying that she/he gets rode a lot.

Guy 1: Hey looks, here comes Sarah: the town bicycle

Guy 2: Why is she called "the town bicycle".

Guy 1: Because everyone gets a ride.

by Thotcrusader April 12, 2018

town tart

Town Tart is usally a kinder way to say slut, tramp, etc.

My wife was the town tart before we were maried

by SHOWmeTHEDankestMEMES November 09, 2015

pleasure town

a magical place as pictured in "anchorman" only accessible during intense orgasmic pleasure between fellow news reporters, while riding on unicorns down a magestic rainbow, with Tom jones in the backround. it consists of an animated world with the most glorious rainbow ever, and panda's and squirels.

take me to pleasure town
oh we're going there

by tim is an awesome and cool January 12, 2011

town tax

Origninated in Oakland(the town) California, town taxin is when someones whip gets stomped out somethin terrible

"Damn that fools shit got town taxed so tuff the ceiling was touchin the headrest"

by TheBayBird April 28, 2006

Town of Salem

A relatively new free-to-play indie game that resembles the classic party game: Mafia. The rules are as follows- Each player is randomly assigned a role. At night, some roles kill other roles. The next day, the remaining roles try to figure out who the killers are and hang them. This continues for the rest of the round. The end result? Lots of trust issues.

Danny, Logan, and Preston all mentally prepared themselves for their next round of Town of Salem.

by Sapphiz April 05, 2015