When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table
Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey
by iamatreetree August 13, 2017
as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.
after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.
by ed,sarah,katy and joey August 04, 2008
The act of vigorously thrusting your shaft deep into a girl on her period, causing blood to splatter over your genitals and belly.
by SplatterKing October 25, 2013
by NIKNAK10 October 19, 2010
A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
by cpoc December 09, 2003
Guy #1 - Omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom!
Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him
Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter
Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him
Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter
by adhd7 April 07, 2009
Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.
by affluent geoffrey July 20, 2019