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The Man In The Hat

A very laddish game used for house parties of all varieties. This game entails one person to wear a hat, the spectacular the better, this person is "it". Whilst wearing the hat nobody is allowed to talk to that person or say said persons name. Any reference to the man in the hat should be to name them the man in the hat. Any breach of these rules results in the hat being passed to you. Especially good whilst drunk and/or stoned.
example 1
Ahmed as Man In The Hat: "Keane, did you win that game of pro evo?"
Keane: "No i lo..fuck you're wearing the hat!"

example 2
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Random n00b "Keane is"
OR
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Experienced player "The Man In The Hat is wearing the hat."
The Man In The Hat by GF April 20, 2006
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the man who was poe 

Book by the acclaimed children's author Avi. Uses Edgar Allan Poe as one of the main characters. Published 1989.
'"His sister is here!" Poe snapped, slapping his notebook. He bent to his work. The pen moved over the paper.' From pg 177 of the The Man Who Was Poe, Avon Books edition.
the man who was poe by 1femmegator September 7, 2008

The Man On You 

A lil' dude composed of someones index and middle finger. He walks around on people to annoy them. The different types of Man On Yous include the exploding Man On You, the Asexual Man On You, and the lightning Man On You.
"OMG! There's a man on you!"
The Man On You by monkeyjumbo November 24, 2003

The Man Club 

The man club is when you eat an entire apple, core and all.

It doesn't matter what kind of apple, it just needs to be an entire apple, core, stem, seeds, and all.
Dude, Braden's finally eating a whole apple, we can finally let him join the Man Club!!
The Man Club by JimFranklin October 7, 2009

The man thing

the act of unscrunching your own ball sack after sitting down for an extended period of time
-Why is your hand in your pants?
-I'm doing the man thing.
The man thing by jacoby149 May 5, 2013

The man saw 

Two men go ass to ass (preferably tied together thrusting back and forth with each other onto a woman on each side. In the form of a saw.
“Me and my friend invited our girlfriends to do the man saw
The man saw by giahgharouh; January 12, 2011

The man code 

If a man has graduated high school he cannot ask a girl that is still in high school out. As one this is mostly going to cause something illegal to happen. Two its just kinda creepy. It is okay though for a man who is still in high school to date a girl that has graduated,

(exceptions- you had been dating the girl for over a month before you graduated, you graduated early and are less than a year apart from the girl,if the girl is dumb and has failed high school a few times and is at least 18 and a half
Wow your in college and your dating a sophomore, thats some major breakage of the man code!!!!!
The man code by Shimni BONG June 29, 2008