LIFT KIT

For when your dick goes limp. When you feel a little sluggish , and need a little pick me up, you get a little lift kit. Not to much or you be jacked up.

When your dick goes limp get a lift kit.
Girl i used to have 34 DD, but now im 34Double long I think i need a lift kit.

by Flyoff September 18, 2022

rag lifting

The act of using your penis to lift a wet washcloth as many times as you can.

I was in the shower rag lifting the other day, and now im up to twenty reps.

by rbrite11 October 18, 2014

Lifted ford

A truck driven by men wearing Oakley sunglasses and tapout shirts that beat their wives, usually are driven by men with small penises and are compensating for this by driving a big truck. Also driven by bruised and abused women whose husbands own the truck

MAN LOOK AT THAT Lifted Ford ITS SO FUCKING GAY!!!!!

by Tommyboi August 6, 2015

Dutch Lift

The act of farting in an empty elevator and leaving as someone else steps in.

Dude, I totally dutch lifted that asian family

by Dolans March 13, 2011

Lift lighting

When you light up a joint on a ski lift.

Ashley: Dude are you high?
Danielle: Yea man, I was just lift lighting...
Ashley: Awesome!

by FruitPunch3 July 21, 2010

face lift

plastic surgery on the face

A plastic surgery face lift can reverse these obvious signs of aging and give you back decades.

by kekik March 25, 2006

lift bro

A type of person, usually male, who is more concerned about their image than a 13 year old girl and gives up their life to weight lifting, dieting and exercising excessively, much more than is necessary to be a healthy person. Despite this, they largely ignore cardio exercise, and as a result can only run a single 10 minute mile before collapsing.

Bro 1:
"Bro what you doing today bro?"

Bro 2
"Bro Imma go lift for 5 hous bro, imma get those gains with my swaggity proteincarbextraleancreatinetonecomplexformulababybottle."

Regular guy:
"Wow, they are such lift bros."

by Waboba Pro December 17, 2014