Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 29, 2022
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Krusty

Kristy means Olivia

Krusty means you.(person's name must be Olivia)
by Exeniran April 05, 2018
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Krusty

A guy who poops 2 feet away from the hiking trail and doesn't wipe his butt. And is made fun of with Krusty Krab jokes.
Krusty when you grow up your gonna work at the Krusty Krab.
by Dez strebor December 12, 2017
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Krusty

To own a blue iPad that has been krustily deep fried in oil. If you have been named as a Krusty person, then people view you as someone who sheds a lot of bread crumbs.
"Why is he so Krusty?"
by orangedonkey101 March 02, 2021
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krusty

Just another definition of looking EXTREMELY ugly or bad.
Me: Damn girl I look so freaking krusty today!

Friend: I know right! You look so krusty.
by ihaveligma July 25, 2018
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Krusty

-To have no friends
-To be a scrub
-Does not eat uncrustables
-Listens to "Too Good" and "Gold Digger" on replay
That kid Isaac is so Krusty.
by ClarkIsAfraidOfTheDark December 20, 2016
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Krusty Krab

A song by DARC NiTE establishing rape, byhim saying "She wants my krusty krab"
She wants my krusty krab
I make them in a lab
She wants them so bad
I refuse shes so sad
Cause I'm Michael Jackson Bad
by TheIceCreamMan42302 September 14, 2017
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