Krusty Dutchman

When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.
That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!
by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018
mugGet the Krusty Dutchmanmug.

Krusty

To own a blue iPad that has been krustily deep fried in oil. If you have been named as a Krusty person, then people view you as someone who sheds a lot of bread crumbs.
"Why is he so Krusty?"
by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021
mugGet the Krustymug.

Krusty Karen

When a female hasn't showered for days and reaches down in her crotch/dirty pussy and smears the liquid from her fingers and genitalia onto another's face across their nose and mouth to let the stench roll for hours
Duuuude we were just being stupid and having fun... I gave her a wet willy and she gave me a disgusting krusty karen
by Dagladell4114 April 13, 2023
mugGet the Krusty Karenmug.

Krusty Klobber

when you lick one girls pussy and smash the others upside down
"you will not believe what just happened, I

just Krusty Klobbered Stacy and Angela"
by Macho Potato October 11, 2018
mugGet the Krusty Klobbermug.

Krustie

Krustie: is something or someone that is metaphorically invisible, or hard to find type of thing, (hence the reason their are no definition's for the word, to be, but not be seen or heard, unnoticed)
If their is a lot of people their I will be krustie for for the night, I don't do crowds.
by Dani metro November 12, 2018
mugGet the Krustiemug.

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.
Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!
by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020
mugGet the Krusty-Jamaicanmug.

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