Michigan honking

Applying a bike horn to someones genitals and honking with such intensity that they vomit up their intestines

I am going to give Dan a Michigan honking

by ClownsForClownSupremacy January 6, 2015

pub honk

The process of texting your friend and hiding your phone because there’s hentai in the chat.

You pub honk you’ll be on at like 12 your time?

by itsRameses July 9, 2018

honk and bonk

Vehicular homicide

Sir we have nine reported cases of a honk and bonk

by No does make sex rape April 15, 2020

shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"

"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

by checkno mode May 23, 2022

honked

Getting something stolen or getting tricked into buying a useless product.

Abby got honked on that worthless used car.

by churchcandleholder December 27, 2010

honk bag

A reality show where people just whomp on trashbags full of squeaky toys.

"Honk bag is America's future national pastime."

by Blue German Rose May 14, 2007