hoover cooler

Derivative of "Hoovertown" and "Hoover Blanket". It is a makeshift cooler made of a cardboard box lined with newspaper.

Unlike the other "Hoover" words, this isn't a sign of poverty as much as convenience (when you don't want to take an empty cooler home).
What's in the box, Paul?
Lunch: it's a hoover cooler.
by TreeWeezel August 29, 2011
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ecto cooler

a very good shot containing:

pineapple juice
midori
absolute mandarin

in equal parts shaken with ice
who wants to do ecto coolers?

Tastes just like the juice boxes.
by jaxcat February 03, 2010
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teen cooler

a punk who wears his hat backwards.
Diego is a teen cooler because he wears his hat backwards.
by Sivarettes September 06, 2006
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Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.
With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.
by Tom August 27, 2003
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Water Cooler

When you put ice up a women's vagina. Then when it turns into water you drink it through a bendy straw....or your mouth
We are heading to the freezer so I can get ice to use her as a water cooler
by Bam bam 71989 July 20, 2017
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Swamp-cooler

(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.
"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."
by Merick August 15, 2007
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cristobal cooler

SO COOOOLLLLLLLL GODDDDDDDDDD SO COOLLL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
girl 1: "hey, is that cristobal cooler"

girl 2: "yeah, i think it is. god, he's so hot! he needs to fuck the shit out of me"

girl 1: "girl sameeee teeehehehehehehehehehehe"
by nebulaworld August 17, 2022
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