National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 22, 2023

break up

when a guy doesn't love you anymore and goes to find someone better :(

girl 1: hey, i just went through a break up
girl 2: oh im so sorry, you could do way better

by blaaaa226 August 22, 2022

break it up

When two or more parties are fighting in one way or another, and an external party comes in to settle the situation - or make it worse. May be repeated for greater effect, or if said parties were too heated up in the argument to listen.

"hater ass fish fuck you"
"broke bitch fuck your land"
"Break it up!"

by slashkill August 14, 2025

break up

When suddenly the girl you want to marry says she no longer loves you. Or in matter of fact she say she stopped loving you one year ago but simply didn't want to be alone so she used you. And now she has found another interesting buddy in her life that can think of instead of you. And you have to go NOW! Pack up you ruined life, forget about those 6 miserable years of thinking about her and try not to commit suicide. Also drink all of your wedding ring money with friends...

Rado I love you no more! I want to break up with you! You're not the person I thought you are.

by losh_user_at_the_pc January 3, 2018

Back-up-break

When someone stops at a red light next to an old person, slowly starts backing up, and yells "put on your brakes!" at them.

I can't wait for the day I get to back-up-break some unsuspecting old fart!

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

Minecraft break up

In the popular game Minecraft sometimes a personal beef will occur or a virtual relationship between two loser virgins or discord users will end occurring in Minecraft theft and arson

The hello kitty girl from vrchat burned down my Minecraft house because I told her we should just be friends that’s how my Minecraft break up was on my Xbox 360 when I was 11

by Thatsabruhmoment May 24, 2023

national break up with your gf day

break up with her

yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her

by ok sis October 5, 2021