slinky salmon

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.

*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral

by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

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Slinky gram

A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause

Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram

by Jojomojo December 7, 2023

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The slinky

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm

Damn I was so lonely last night I had to use The slinky. Shit hit right

by Auzziegie February 16, 2021

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Stinky Slinky

When you put it where it stinks, pull it out and slap your old lady in the face with it

I gave the old lady a Stinky Slinky

by Mak19993 January 15, 2023

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slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier

When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

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brown slinky

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there

"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"

by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022

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