bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.

"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"

by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006

Bush Jockey

A bush jockey is a form of pervert. It is someone who hides in the bushes in order to watch people who think they are not being watched. This almost always gets a bush jockey off.

Man : I'm having a real good time tonight, I'd like to see more of you if you know what I mean...

Woman : Oh I do and you can expect...what was that? theres someone in the bushes!

Man : Dammit you stupid Bush Jockey!

Bush Jockey : Oh no, I must flee!

by Enigma Pie July 24, 2006

Helmet Jockey

One who works on a pornographic movie set "fluffing" the penis of actors to keep them hard.

Hey, where is RTG the Helmet Jockey? Ron has a windsock effect going on!

by MotherFnFBM October 24, 2010

Donkey Jockey

Nigger is to a black man
Donkey Jockey is to an iranian

basically its the only 'politically correct' iranian insult

Bob: Hey man, do you know Arya?

Joe: Eww, that Donkey Jockey?

Bob: yea? Whats wrong with him?

Joe: Nothing, I just hate Iranians. All persians are just Donkey Jockeys

by damastah April 29, 2009

penis jockey

A person who knows how to ride a penis properly.

She rode him like a true penis jockey.

by 1/10 September 3, 2003

Rocket Jockey

That one person that is overly energetic in the morning.

Person 1: How are you so energetic right now? It's 3AM!
Rocket Jockey: I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Person 2: You're such a rocket jockey... Go to bed!
Rocket Jockey: NEVER! *Throws something at person 2*
Person 2: Son of a bitch!

by Headhunter4277 February 18, 2018

turd jockey

One who participates in the act of anal intercourse and asshole play whether it be Homo or Hetero sexual play in nature.

"You know, I have just had about enough of Dave's comments about him and his wifes ass capades. Now when I see Dave, I just think to myself-man what a turd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. I Just want to say : Keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so I can be ignorant to your anal sexploritory adventures. I mean come on. We still have to spend christmas parties together and I don't want it to get freakin' wierder, so stop!-Please"

by R.L. Allen September 10, 2007