by Jeffry Finer December 17, 2003
One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.
by my white tees January 30, 2006
The female rendition of Chuck Norris. She can make flag necklaces from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with her feet, while making quesadillas and instructing others how to make the flags. In short, she is a walking, talking legend. A prodigy, a master of the arts, and an auntie.
Bill: Holy $*&@*(&*% did you see that?
Bob: Did I see what?
Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!
Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?
ex 2.
Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.
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Bob: Did I see what?
Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!
Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?
ex 2.
Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.
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auntie, juman, helen, choir, pathfinders, loma, linda, filipino, breanainn, figueras, mardon, abesamis, cj, vasquez, quesadillas, cheese, secret, ingredient, corn, hot cocoa, royce, olarte, wiljon guarin, kaitlyn napod, ledy ann, cordero, samantha, hernando, darryl, kyle, magno, clash of the titans, oshkosh, 2010, flags, crafts, filipino,
by Nayr Fagueras November 29, 2010
Dude, Janice left me for Ted, then i had to kill a bunch of dudes to get her back. What a Helen of Troy.
by XxjkjayxX March 17, 2009
by Aaron Williamson January 16, 2006
When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.
by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009
as well as being an absoloooote cutie, Helen is also a boss bitch. She 110% owns everything she does, wears and the whole entire sport of netball is S H O O K by how hot she is when she steps out in games. There are only two people who are die hard stans of Housby and she is so nice and sometimes uses her own time to talk to them, which adds on to how amazing she is.
by Add @helenhousby1 on Instagram February 16, 2020