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flush the clam

When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.
Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.
by Basket Catcher June 3, 2017
mugGet the flush the clammug.

butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.
I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.
by benofmn July 15, 2013
mugGet the butt-flushmug.

Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."
by Stew711 July 20, 2015
mugGet the Preemptive Flushmug.

complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person
hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush
by somethree May 9, 2013
mugGet the complementary flushmug.

Flush and RUsh

When you're taking a piss and you flush before you're done pissing and you have to finish before the toilet is done flushing. Many have made contests out of this and a scoreboard is recommended. DUDE GAME!
I just got a point in Flush and Rush
by Flush and Rush May 14, 2016
mugGet the Flush and RUshmug.

cunt flush

by Tatd4Life March 18, 2010
mugGet the cunt flushmug.

Wallet flush

Wallet Flush: Extraordinary and unexpected one-time expense, usually associated with car repairs, particularly European brands. Also, includes expenses related to, among others, veterinarian, heating/air-conditioning and plumbing. Not to be confused with the more painful Wallet Enema.
The veterinarian gave Bob a Wallet flush!
by Bobnoxious May 18, 2017
mugGet the Wallet flushmug.

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