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Tesla Trap

To care more about people recognizing you than the invention.
"Don't they see! I've invented wireless energy!"

"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."

"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."

Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.
by Wbienek October 8, 2022
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Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff
Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023
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Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”
by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024
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Tesla lover

A gay guy who drive those stupid electric cars
I didn’t know gay guys drive electric cars I call them Tesla lovers
by Slurped buttface April 14, 2024
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Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver
by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
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Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .
It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news
by chadsideas August 21, 2024
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Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.
It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason
by chadsideas August 21, 2024
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