Universal Technical Institute

An automotive/diesel school located with in the United States. Founded a while ago, it is a school run by con artists who are destined to rip students off by making them pay an insane amount of money for pretty much no reason. They teach students how to rip costumers off at auto centers and most of the kids there have fart cans and crack V-tec on there honda civics!!! The school lacks the #1 thing that all men ACTUALLY WANT, which is sweet ass and pussy. Tits are a dying breed at the school, and if you even look at one of the girls to acknowledge them, you get kicked out for sexual harrasment and have your dick put in a meat blender. Most students rather do not make it there or do not make it in the real world, so the school is pretty much a huge failure and waist of money!!!

Guy 1...Dude, where the fuck are you going to school at?!?!?!
Guy 2...Ummm, some corn ball, hick school called Universal technical institute.
Guy 1...Yo bro..i heard that place was de shiznit!!! is it true
Guy 2...Well, if you dont wanna go anywhere in life and finally decide to turn gay, than that place is totally for you
Guy 1...Oh......

by De SHIZNIT November 22, 2011

yawning in technicolor

The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.

Steve downed a 1/2 gallon of vodka in less than an hour. He was yawning in technicolor all night.

by thoughtstipated June 14, 2008

pole technician

a stripper in a gentleman's club

My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."

by Rhoward August 19, 2009

technicide

The end result of becoming so infuriated at a piece of technology that one renders it useless by throwing it into a wall, dropping it out a window, taking a baseball bat to it, shooting it, etc. just to show once and for all who really is lord and master. See Office Space.

Ted couldn't stand his cellphone dropping every third call due to a malfunctioning internal antenna, so he committed technicide by renting a steamroller for an hour and running over it while Bill recorded the video on Ted's new phone.

by The Dumb Ox January 19, 2009

Technical Woody

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.

Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.

by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009

technical love

Technically love. It can be looked upon as love, but barely. It has everything that love has. But it's only technical.

They're going through the motions...but so does a machine. They produce technical love.

by Maphael October 14, 2011

technicality

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.

When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.

by superhero villian August 10, 2009