Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.

"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."

by Lemski October 16, 2008

Thumb Technique

After going Number 2, you take toilet paper and put it on the end of your thumb, and shove it up your pooper to wipe.

Mark uses the Thumb Technique when things get ugly.

by ThatOneGuy987 October 23, 2012

Technical Theatre kid

A drama kid who instead of memorizing lines or showtunes, reads plays and musicals to come up with set designs and or "lighting designs"; usually wears black (everywhere! including socks and shoes); thinks that the three most important things in life are:
1.) Flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
Constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. Knows the difference between "theater" and "theatre"; and where it's acceptable to use each! Are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes...MOVE Dang it! Knows the difference between a "follow spot" and a "spot light"; Smart off and they'll turn your light off; Knows TONS of knots; Can fix anything with gaff tape; WILL cut somebody; are not the actors' babysitters, but WILL discipline them; Never say "good luck" only "merde" and "break a leg". They survive on four things:
1.) Caffeine
2.) Nicotene (18+)
3.) Sugar
4.) Alcohol (+21)

Knows numbers for all colors. AND Finds it frustrating to define themselves on Urban Dictionary.

FIN.

Regular Kid 1: (Belch) "Purple!"

Regular Kid 2: "Blue!"

Technical Theatre Kid: "R339!"

RegKid1: "That's not a color!"

RegKid2: "Yea!"

Techkid: "Rosco 339! Broadway Pink aka TBP!"

RegKid 1 and 2: "Freakin Tech theatre kid!"

by Annie-nomous May 14, 2011

TechnoCore

The AI TechnoCore is a society of sentient computer systems that exist in the Hyperion book series, by Dan Simmons. The TechnoCore exists inside the singularities that compose the farcaster web, and use excess human neurons as a easily accessible form of processing power. This TechnoCore seceeded from the Hegemony of Man four hundred years before the events in Hyperion, and was later destroyed by Meina Gladstone after the supposed Ouster invasion of the web worlds. Thus, TechnoCore refers to a bunch of semi-evil computers manipulating humanity for thier own ends.

The TechnoCore wishes to speak with you, CEO.

by StNitrogen September 2, 2008

Technical Writing

a delicate blend of writing, editing, and graphic design in a professional manner.

Technical Writing includes brochures, posters, and professional emails.

by kareth2012 September 2, 2011

technicolor bullshit

A type of bullshit above and beyond your ordinary, everyday bullshit. Typically used to refer to false claims and absurd notions.

"Karen at work told me that vaccines give your kid autism."
"That's technicolor bullshit, Sharon."

by Defensor February 17, 2019

Electronics Technician

An evolved form of an electrician this person has hyper intelligence and is imbued with advanced knowledge of all things electrical/electronic. Not only are these advanced beings intelligent and skilled, legend has it they are so beautiful that if a mere mortal catches a glimpse they will be blinded and defecate.

Other well known electronics technicians are Luke Skywalker, Tony Stark and Jesus.

I met an electronics technician today and I soiled my underpants

by exponential I.Q. June 11, 2016