Tastes Like Shit

1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.

- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011

get a taste of the salami

To give fellatio; to suck dick.

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"

by Nick D December 22, 2005

taters

PO-TA-TOES, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips, w/a nice piece of fried fish.
Even you couldn't say no to that.

OH yes we could. Ruins a good fish. Give it to us raw, and wrrrrigggling.

by k dawg August 27, 2004

tastemaker

N., "a person whose judgments about what is good, fashionable, etc., are accepted and followed by many other people", i.e., an asshole.

Dave: I consulted only the best tastemaker in the city when redesigning my living room.

Sandy: Is that why it looks like the interior of a hobo's shopping cart?

by dar3alest May 6, 2014

Tater Fist

Using a raw, uncooked, girthy potato to insert it into the anus for sexual pleasure. Provides a similar full feeling like being fisted.

Sandy was super horny and her ass was craving action so she lubed up an Idaho potato and gave herself a Tater Fist.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Tater

Someone who buys the most popular and hard-to-find bourbons and resells them for a higher cost.

All the taters in the area have bought all the Buffalo Trace bourbon, since it become allocated .

by Deviant Shade July 22, 2021