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tadpoling

Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.
These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.
by Chris Zizzo January 30, 2008
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Tadpole

Attempting to give someone (most likely a male) the Shocker but unfortunately the pinky is left without an orifice, thus wiggling around like a tadpole.
The gentleman was unaware that he had accidentally given the woman the Tadpole rather than the much desired Shocker.
by dubpen October 5, 2010
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tapple

this tapple is taptacular
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Intellectual Tapout

when a conversation goes in a direction above your intellectual capabilities, you call an Intellectual Tapout and leave. Commonly abbreviated ITO.
Dude, I was talking to Harry at work, and he started talking about historical implications of malaria on the louisiana purchase, I had to call an "Intellectual Tapout"and leave.
by SBlanky April 29, 2010
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Tadpole soup

Sperm cells look like tiny undeveloped frogs "tadpoles" therefore soup as in you drink a nice hearty bowl of steamin semen stew or tadpole soup
Jeez Justin corey served you up a nice thick warm tadpole soup yesterday! "justin" " i know it sure was heart warming and it makes a great dietary supplement!"
by Shaffer18 January 30, 2010
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tapeleg

1. One with legs made out of tape.
2. Replacement for dickleg
1. Dear Strongbad,
Are your legs made out of tape?
Are you a tapeleg?
2. Dude... your such a frekin tapeleg
by Jigen Daisuki October 28, 2003
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tapalicious

(adj.) A very sexy girl who one would like to have sexual intercourse with.
Yeah, my friend thinks Britney Spears is totally tapalicious
by John Kendall July 22, 2004
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