Take My Talents To South Beach

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.

LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.

by sad clevelander July 10, 2010

Take my talents to South Beach

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.

If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.

by oxenteam February 20, 2011

Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed

To be wide awake, not tired... old western slang

Woman: Baby are you tired?
Man: Nah, I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed

by Kelly L August 24, 2005

local talent

The local members of the opposite sex that you are looking out for. Often used by males to describe female members of the human race by guys that are looking for them, where they converge in a specific area.

Chris "alright, what you doing tonight Andy?"

Andy "Oh nothing much mate, just going up town to check out the local talent! "

by Andy112 November 23, 2010

talent

when a girl is attractive, hot, fuckable, etc.

"Dude, this party blows. There is absolutely no talent here."

by sir mix-a-lot 2 January 1, 2009

toilent green

The coagulated, sticky residue of old urine and pubic hair left on the rim of a toilet.

Hey, man! If you're going to wipe up the toilent green with toilet paper, flush it when you're done, don't throw it in the trash basket!

by J.D. Shipley January 28, 2007

talent

Talent – Ability to do something well, like musical performance or acting. A complete lack of talent has never been a barrier to success in these fields (see Hilary Duff or Kevin Federline, for instance). Conversely, having extraordinary talent in these fields is no guarantee of success. Superior marketing beats superior talent every time (see Madonna).

Since when did you need talent to become famous as an actor or musician?

by Eugene206 December 20, 2006