Jenifer Syndrome

1) Inability to commit to a love interest for an extended amount of time.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.

1)A: I liked this guy a lot for like two days but now I'm bored of him.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.

by Jenifer Research Committee December 27, 2008

Gosselink Syndrome

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.

See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.

by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017

Elvarias Syndrome

buying blink on adc

"Rama ults" :Blinking after ult ends instead of 3 because its better thats Elvarias Syndrome

by MaestroDC January 19, 2022

Brown Syndrome

when you have a second gooch in place of another belly button

man did you hear aidan has brown syndrome?
yes bro i’ve seen his second gooch

by mattox69420 November 9, 2018

Arm Twist Syndrome

A syndrome a child suffers due to parents using the child to manipulate and / or arm twist the other parent into adhering to certain obvious manipulative requests. Requests such as inflated child support which is not actually used to support the child in it's entirety, last minute schedule change for self-serving purposes, rules limiting the possibility of a new significant other to add family value and balance to sed child's life. Situations include and are not limited to "claiming" to have a significant other who takes highly unusual interest in a step fatherly / step motherly roll - with the ultimate goal of creating jealousy and envy where the father / mother will respond with a desire to cock block / muff block the new predator.

Doug: you're not taking our daughter to Daniele's house for dinner. Our daughter can wait to eat until I pick her up @ 8. I don't want our daughter thinking he's her father by being a guest at his house for dinner. If you go against my wishes I will keep you from seeing your daughter and I will go over there and whoop his ass right in front of our daughter. (Arm twist and cock block)

Linda: fine asshole! Then you can't take our daughter around Janice. She'll hurt our daughter anyway by leaving you. (Reverse arm twist / muff block)

*Both happy with outcome; however, child has arm twist syndrome

Arm twist syndrome

by dan newyorkmets booyah April 8, 2010

Edward Cullen Syndrome

N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.

I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.

Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

by Lakehurst June 18, 2010

ugly ass nigga syndrome

When an ugly ass nigga thinks he's sexy af and can get hoes when in reality he's just some ugly ass nigga. This syndrome affects 90 percent of niggas worldwide and is incurable at the moment. It is deadly and causes millions of dubs by bad bitches per day.

"That nigga matt has ugly ass nigga syndrome"
ugly ass nigga syndrome is affecting niggas worldwide!!!!

by javonakabbc December 10, 2017