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sansessed

The obsession with hand sanitizers due to Covid-19.
Everywhere we go you’re constantly using your sanitizer.
You’re sansessed!”
by Tluv777 August 31, 2020
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Swansboro Steamer

A statement or declaration containing errors, omissions and misrepresentations to advance an agenda by misleading and falsifying information. Often written in email, social media or mailed to community members anonymously. Similar to propaganda just not as effective.
Peter: “Did you read this ridiculous letter that came in the mail? This is such crap!”
Timmy: “ I know! It’s a real Swansboro Steamer!”
by Wxt January 21, 2021
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sansel

that girl is sansel
by urban decay 1234 February 1, 2021
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Swagsensei

drippiest mf out of the trenches, wannabe gangster, poser
im a swagsensei no kizzy capular schlattular u know i put that on slime
by Monbulo September 16, 2021
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swankery

From the name you can tell this individual is a soulless ginger who has definitely imitated Shrek before
#me #swankery #selfie #gay #tuesgay
by gergles November 22, 2021
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Swansoned

When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.
The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.
by Squad game December 17, 2021
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Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
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