The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!
by BenisWhite June 18, 2011
Get the Mojave suprise mug.When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.
Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match
Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match
Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.
Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.
Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.
by blashada November 27, 2012
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This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.
by Street kid February 12, 2017
Get the Gherkin Suprise mug.It is when a woman let's a man cum in her mouth. Then she puff's out her cheeks like a dragon and after mumbling something to get the man's attention, slaps her hands against her cheeks and spits his semen back at him yelling "Suprise!!"
Girl 1: "Guess what I did to my man last night?"
Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"
Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"
by Mightymushu December 2, 2019
Get the Mushu Suprise mug.A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)
Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
by Lokiikol May 31, 2010
Get the Bun length chili dog suprise mug.by Anulgultch January 31, 2014
Get the sock puppet suprise mug.when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.
by dalton and nick December 15, 2006
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