The Superman

The Superman is an old trick performed to humiliate whatever skank or girlfriend you'd like to be rid of. You need some friends, a pillow case, and maybe some cameras for internet video production. After an evening of fun you wait until the mark is asleep and lying on her side. Take a pillow case, preferably red, and jerk off onto one end of it. Take the case and carefully hold it against her shoulders for a couple minutes until it's stuck good. Go out to the living room where your roommates/buddies are hanging out and set off the smoke alarm. Now yell very loudly "Fire!" and watch for the girl with the cape.

"I was done with that bitch and she wouldn't take the hint. Finally I gave her the Superman and sent the video to her parents."

by Cakehole1313 February 17, 2009

No Hand Superman

When a chick is giving a guy head and puts her hands straight-out like she is flying but still sucking his cock.

She totally gave him the No Hand Superman last night and he was like "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"

by gearhead12 June 25, 2009

superman sex

When you tell a girl ur superman and that you will take her on a fly if she has sex. If she said yes then you have superman sex

Me and a girl from the bar had superman sex last night but she got drunk and tried to fly withput me. (Dont try this at home a bitch will die)

by Pickledpistol March 13, 2016

superman that joint

The act of smoking a whole joint in one breath.

Dude you better superman that joint we got to go now!

by brad91 December 11, 2007

don't tug on superman's cape

Attempting to do something that can't be successfully done; a pointless act

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't piss in the wind.

by Ash Kadamatez April 6, 2017

Supermarket Sweep

1. An Unbeatable force.
2. To sip and flip your cup at the speed of light.
3. To accomplish a task rapidly and accurrately.
4. To gather the groceries way before dinner time.

"Hey Alex, did you win that round"
-"of course! We supermarket sweeped that sh*t!"

"Hey Justin, how'd you do that that test?"
-"Oh Jan, I Supermarket Sweeped it!"

"Hey Kelly, will you go grocery shopping with me?"
-"Of course, but we have to Supermarket Sweep it, the Office is on tonight!"

by Cintin Gintin June 30, 2009

Superman Headshot

When, in Gears of War or Gears of War 2, you pull-off a headshot with the longshot rifle (snipe) while the victim was in mid-roll.

Guy 1: Yeah man, kick that guy he's totally kung-fu'ing.

Guy 2 (host): Yeah, but he's really eas -- HOLY SHIT!! MAN DID YOU SEE THAT SUPERMAN HEADSHOT?! DAMN!

Guy 1:...sweet.........host.

Guy 2: SHUT UP!!!

by SkeetyPete July 20, 2009