boob sunglasses

When a man (or woman if she is into this sort of thing) is laying down face up and a woman with large boobs approaches and places both her bare breasts on the eyes of the person laying down, shading them from the "sun". Although similar to "motor boating", this is solely the choice of the female with the boobs to provide "boob sunglasses".

Hey my lady really cares for me, last night she gave me boob sunglasses.
Or....
Dude, I was sleeping and this chick walked over and just gives me the boob sunglasses... what an awesome to wake up!

by Boobsare4fun September 1, 2023

Sunglass eyes

1. When you have a black eye/eyes and have to wear sunglasses to cover it. 2. When a person has 2 black eyes so bad it looks like sunglasses.

Guy1: "Whoa look at that dude! He has total sunglass eyes!"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"

by wtf69 April 6, 2010

:sunglasses:

When an annoying robloxtard can't use their 69 months of nitro given to them by their bedridden overweight parents on Roblox so they opt to spam the word versions of them.

10 Year Old Robloxtard: "gg ez, shut up ur so bad :sunglasses:"
Me, A High IQ Individual with Several Accounts of Aggravated Assault: "I am going to beat you to death"

by serazikinator November 28, 2021

Sunglasses At Night

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security

Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

by Death Menace April 22, 2023

Sunglasses

Something that a lot of people brought because people made the sun to sell more glasses

Only if the sun wasn't made, I would have to wear these sunglasses

by Turtlefly11 April 9, 2021

Sunglass thief

Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.

Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses

by Theguardians June 6, 2023

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022