suicide shit bomber

one who enters a group of strangers and breaks wind and remains in place to watch the terror spread while friends watch the horror from a distance in enjoyment

matt waited long enough to play darts so he decided to pull a suicide shit bomber by the dart board to make it our turn.

by Professor McNasty November 11, 2006

suicide blackberry

A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Oh, no, I just got a suicide blackberry from Tim.

by BrianMcGee4 November 16, 2007

slow-motion suicide

The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.

The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....

by bootanger October 25, 2006

SuicideGirls

(noun) orig. Portland, Oregon. 1) soft porn website/community made famous for being outside the realm of traditional beauty because instead of fake blonde hair models have fake pink hair and do not yet menstruate. Also notable for allowing models to feel rebellious by using using their looks for attention, a feat never been attempted by women prior to the site's inception.
2) also known as the site that rendered the word "empowerment" completely meaningless.

Suicide Girls are subversive, independentsexual pioneers who need constant praise and smiling emoticons to continue functioning.

by jealous reject, obviously July 19, 2004

Suicide nut

Suicide nut is a game. When you are wanking and are in the middle of it yell "Help me!" and try to finish it before someone comes in your room.

I tried suicide nutting and I was lucky not to get busted while busting a suicide nut.

by Autistic_potat0 May 10, 2018

Suicide

Killing the person that tried to kill you. Meaning you are killing you, which wants to kill you. (I lost a brain cell trying to define this)

I'm gonna kermit suicide (It softens the phrase a bit, though you know you're dying inside just a little more)

by Ididyourmomslaundry November 15, 2018

Suicide Camera

A camera placed in a particular spot to get great footage before coming to a untimely demise.

Dirty Jobs features suicide cameras regularly.

by NeverReadyProduction January 3, 2010