Stuart

Stuart is a person with a extremely small penis.

Stuart…Is it in yet? I can’t feel it….

by @hsiaisb4 November 22, 2021

cerys stuart

a stupid bitch who gets at least one rake to the face, she’s got blue eyes, single asf

omg ur defo a cerys stuart

by fatfrickwithchickennuggets December 3, 2019

Stuart Beerbelly

A slang term for a middle aged man who is quite fond of a drink. Borderline Alcoholic.

Fuck sake that's the 7th Guinness you've had this night you Stuart Beerbelly.

by James_Murray_IloveEngland April 5, 2025

Stuart

A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.

Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate

by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018

Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Stuart Smith

He is short and cool Al ways plays fortnite 😎 most likely friend. Camden

Stuart Smith is cool

by Will The trill January 22, 2019

Stuart Warren

The action of walking up to someone being hungry and mentioning the fact that you can eat someone

“Gosh I’m so hungry I can eat Stuart Warren”

by The Clubb Boys July 19, 2025