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Socal Stroke

Old School term used Hot Rodders and surfers from the Southern California area, circa the 1970's

Refers to someone who is always making excuses for not following through. Attempting to explain things away by glossing it over or leaving out the sordid details to make it look like it wasn't their fault. A person from Southern California who is full of BS or full of questionable excuses.
We drove all the way to Joe's place in L.A. yesterday to pick up the engine for the hot rod. He still doesn't have it finished. When we confronted him about it, he spun us a bull shit story about all the hold ups on the project. With him, it is the same old Socal Stroke!
by Azburner December 21, 2010
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All strokes, no load

This is a definition for situations or people that just don't deliver based on porn where the sex scenes run long but don't end with a big finish and you realize you just wasted time watching it for nothing.

(A) A vocal and outspoken person with no depth to their knowledge or statements.

(B) A movie, meal, vehicle, album or other experience that is built up with a lot of hype but fails to deliver.

Alternate usage just strokes and no load.
(A) He had a lot to say but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B) I was super excited to see the movie Battleship but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B.1) I went to that new restaurant getting all the hype but it was "just strokes and no load"
by Captain Cabernet March 8, 2013
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cross stroke

The cross stroke is the sexual act of joining hand with your partner to jerk yourself off.
Joey and Austin aren't gay, but they did give each other a cross stroke.
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Vinaigrette Strokes

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.
We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.
by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017
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thunder stroke

The act of being jerked off by a woman who is being electrocuted,
hey man how was it last night with your girl ?

Dude Samantha’s using the thunder stroke method on me

What’s that ?

When she jerks You off with 250 volts running through her body

Wow ! That sounds stimulating
by Skellzmaster February 10, 2018
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pump and stroke

When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind
I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke
by 74Batman1987 May 30, 2017
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Soak n Stroke

Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.
Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.

Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
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