strategic absence

Taking off from school in order to get work done, miss a test, and/or push back a due date. Similar to playing hooky, the difference being you are actually doing work.

"We had 3 tests and a paper due today, so I took a strategic absence."

by Dr. Odenbach February 28, 2009

striked

How idiots spell struck or stricken.

Jim: My YouTube video just got copyright striked.
Scott: Striked isn't a word, you dumbass.
Jim: How, If I strike you, than that means I striked you since it's past tense.
Scott: The past tense of strike is struck. Striked isn't a word that exists in any English dictionary.
Jim: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you grammar Nazi.
Scott (rolls eyes)

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 5, 2019

Strideful

Strideful: when a long, lengthy person walks in a certain stride. When they walk they have long strides and walk stiff, similar to Steve from Minecraft. Strideful people are interesting and odd.

Miles is a strideful person, he walks with long strides.

by bobaisbae April 14, 2021

strike a chord

Evoke a reaction, response specifically mixed with little emotion.

Bob to Authur : Your book surely going to strike a chord with all sports men in the world.
Authur : Thanks, I hope so.

by Vivek Rai January 7, 2009

Cloud Strife

Cloud is the main hero in the smash RPG hit, Final Fantasy VII. One of the most recognizable figures in RPG-land, Cloud possesizes a head of spikey blonde hair and a large buster sword. In the FF-fandom, there is a large dispute over the love triangle between Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa. It's up to the player's discretion, given that the game is open to interpreation, but Square seems to love pairing Cloud and Aeris off together in cameos, don't they? *wink* Believing himself to be an ex-SOLDIER, Cloud sets out on what becomes a voyage of self-discovery as he saves the world from his old friend, Sephiroth.

You look so cute, Miss Cloud.

by Chika August 12, 2005

stride girls

Girls who prefer Stride chewing gum to all alternatives. They are also known to take things down the wrong hole.

What is this, Orbitz? I thought you were Stride girls.

by dcarn211 December 11, 2009

Strike the Pipe

'Striking the Pipe' is the art of masking one's fart with a louder noise to avoid detection, named after Andy Dufresne in the Shawshank Redemption striking the sewer pipe when the thunder hit. Stealthfart.

I really needed to fart, but it was neither the time nor the place, so I waited for an opportunity to STRIKE THE PIPE

by obiwanley November 19, 2010