Strategic Wank

The act of masturbating to avoid any sexual tension before seeing a person you really shouldn't have sex with.

I had a strategic wank thinking 'bout his mom, before I went to his family house. Certainly helped!

by vincent9119 April 2, 2013

Straddle Wrapping

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.

Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.

by Izaacus July 5, 2018

Strad Style

Adjective: in reference to the 2017 independent film Strad Style. Typically used as an independent statement or exclamation.

Not giving up no matter what... Seriously NO MATTER WHAT... The ends justify the means, even if you have no idea what you're doing.

Relentless passion with no formal training. Resourceful perseverance; fake it til you make it.

An excessive amount of clear coat on an instrument.

Working in your lap or on the floor.

Finishing your project in the knick of time.

"Karen totally finished that Strad Style, LMFAO!"

"Why are you working on your instrument on the floor?

Strad Style!"

"I totally pulled that off Strad Style, even had to get help from Rodger."

"Really? More clear coat?

Strad Style!"

by DellJayZoo July 19, 2019

The Polarity Strategy

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

pac-man strategy

driving between the broken lines of two lanes

that guy must be driving drunk; he doing the pac-man strategy

by kyndra December 26, 2003

strategic clutter

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is

"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"

by osn4p August 8, 2009

strategic vom

The vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.

Look man, if you're starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.

by Thaned July 31, 2010