stoned

the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips.

all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.

1."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
2. ------------
3."DONT LOOK TOWARDS THE TV MAN, THE ALIENS, THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIN LIKE SUCK YOURE BRAINS OUT MAN.theyre taking over the world, one day we'll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the CIA"
4."HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.....
..OH FUCK THAT HURT"

by Cori <3 May 30, 2005

Stomedy

A black African American (maybe) that is so savage, he drills himself in the head. This teletubbie lookin ass is more brain dead than Hitler, and he's been dead for years. Plus this fuckin retard is a drinking game. Every time he says "Ok?" to see if his little amount of subscribers are caught up with what he's saying, take a shot of bleach (or Vodka, whichever is closer).

C1: Dude! I think I want to kill myself after watching that Stomedy video.
C2: Do it!

by LuekemianRhapsody June 16, 2016

Stoned

The state of mind in which an individual's Mind bonds with the chemical THC, usually by smoking Marijuana Buds, and sometimes eaten. In effect causing Euphiora,Hunger,Paranoia,Short-Term memory loss and thinking everything is funny

Yo, im so fucking stoned that the cat just told me a secret

by Samer Slim December 28, 2005

stove up

- to have pain or soreness on such a level that one is unable to get up or move from the couch/bed.

After that party last night, I was so stove up that I could hardly move.

by Trevor Morgan June 7, 2007

stoned

when someone is so fucking high that when they get up to take a dump they forgot why they walked into their bathroom and they start talking to themselves in the mirror

we found john in the bathroom with his pants down talking to himself. he was fuckin stoned.

by robert rectum February 24, 2009

stoned

when you're so high that you almost feel unable to move your muscles. everything feels weird and you kind of just sit back with your mouth agape staring off into space and enjoying it. contrary to popular belief, "stoned" and "high" are different in that, the word "stoned" originated from the idea that you feel like you're being weighed down by big heavy stones.

"I'm so stoned I feel like I'm floating dude"

"dude! I can't move my legs. woaaaaaaaaaaa I'm stoned"

"HAHAHAHAAAAA I'm moving up in the world. I used to just be a pothead. now that I'm stoned I'm a stoner with a boner."

by pot expert July 29, 2008

hot stove

The hot stove is a term used to describe all of the personnel movement in baseball. With all of the free agent signings, trades, hirings, and firings.

On the hot stove today, the Yankees acquired a new outfielder.

by Tyrannus Maximus December 8, 2005