monkey scoop

verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual

I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.

by dolanitchze September 19, 2008

Scoop and Score

A term in football used for recovering a fumble and returning it for a touchdown.

Oh and a fumble... A scoop and score to end this game. Wow...

by BuffBoy24 April 14, 2020

scoop me up

to pick someone up.

homie #1: aye foo come scoop me up dawgg.
homie #2: orite foo ill be there in 10.

by lilpuppet June 7, 2010

Goon scoop

The sexual act In where a goon nigga uses a bucket of ice cream and spoon, to scoop ice cream into a girls ass.

Yo, have you goon scooped your girl??
Yeah it was extra chocolate last night.

by Voizdev August 26, 2021

What's the scoop

What's happening, what's up, how are things?

Hey, been a while, what's the scoop? Oh, I was promoted to manager at my job!

by GemeChess November 25, 2013

shtoop

To make love; to have sex. (jewish version)

My brother shtooped this girl at my house last night while my parents were sleeping.

My cousin said she would shtoop Nelly.

by Ryan B January 2, 2004

scoop goof

derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the Canadian prison system, and is mainly associated with child abusers and later used to describe sexual offenders of any sort. the word "scoop goof" a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping ejaculate from outside her body, in to her vagina causing her to become pregnant. This will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!

not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std's, it won't work on a scoop goof either.

by make.u.cry January 24, 2011