mom's credit card stealing trick

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

by How1dare1you September 1, 2018

Murphy's Law of Speaking Up

"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."

As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

speaking

Speaking

When two people aren't necessarily dating but speaking ( flirting / sexting ) over text.

"Are you and Amy going out?"
"Nah mate, we're just speaking"
flirt flanter flirty banter speak sexting

by B.urberryonig August 23, 2016

Steaming Turd

1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd

1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"

by Killerqueen94 October 3, 2014

sneaking out potato

To search for a hidden vegetable, then sneaking it out of the room with nobody noticing

"I was sneaking out potato...That was when he saw me"

by Pseudomynous Rex August 28, 2017

Hypothetically speaking

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

steaming

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

by boon July 26, 2003