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status queer

Someone who always posts facebook status' with feminine or sensitive quotes or poetry.
1: Did you see Blake's status about love today?

2: Yeah he's a total status queer.
by adubya93 January 18, 2011
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Status tryhard

A fag/slut that posts quotes or other pre-thought up Facebook or Twitter statuses every 10 minutes - 1 hour in an attempt to get alot of feedback, and then literally brags to people about how much likes and comments or retweets he/she got.
Dude, I got 5 likes all from girls on a Dr. Seuss quote I copied and pasted on my Facebook status. I'm getting so popular dude all the bitches want me because my Facebook statuses are slick. I'm about to tell my mom about how all these girls blow up my statuses and I'm the fuckin man now. Then I'm gonna post another life quote and drive all the bitches wild for me

.... Kid, your a fucking status tryhard. 21 years old and telling your mom bitches like you because of your Facebook statuses. But do they ever come out and try to talk to you? And when they do, ON YOUR FACEBOOK NOT IN PRIVATE, do you always make yourself look like a fag by caking so hard that you embarrass yourself in front of everyone? Yes, you do. Kill yourself.

(Based on true events)
by Mista Deeeez August 19, 2011
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Status quo joe

A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.
I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch
by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015
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status quo

Short for "status quo ante bellum" meaning "the state before the war." Used to reinstate property boundaries, ownership, etc after a nation is defeated. Kinda opposite its contemporary meaning, "the way things are now."
In spite of the principle of status quo, West Virginia was not restored as part of Virginia after the (US) Civil War.
by WordWright February 18, 2005
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Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook that is considered "Posting for Dummies."
A certain dude was a loser who could not think of anything original to post on his Facebook page, so he resorted to using Status Shuffle.
by monkeybutt333 September 30, 2010
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status party

When 3+ people have a conversation on a myspace status, thus far starting a riot of some sort. This trend started on 10:41pm on August 22, 2009 in Morgan Hill, California.
Jake: STATUS PARTY.
Katie: OMG YA!
Tyler: HELL YEAH!
Tara: so whats up everyone? :
Vicki: fish
by jAKE C* August 23, 2009
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Status Anxiety

The fear experienced of posting a status update on Facebook, and worrying about if anyone will comment.
Paris was so desperate for attention, she had Status Anxiety every time she posted a comment
by wagyubeef February 5, 2010
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