familial statism

A form of tyranny that involves accepting power over one’s life from any family member. A familial statist can either be the older relative who controls their children at an unreasonable level, clips their wings, and stunts their growth for selfish purposes... or the younger relative who refuses to grow up and get their life in order on their own merits. You could sponge off any one of your relatives, or vice versa — be an enabler, and be considered a familial statist.

Andrew is a bootlicking familial statist. He really needs to stop living off his mommy, get out of the basement, and into the world. Get a job Andrew, familial statism is a passive disease and you need to buck up a bit.

by Spike McCartney October 19, 2019

stupid statistic whore

a stupid whore who does whatever her friends tell her to.

that hollie marsh is such a stupid statistic whore, her best friend told her sucking dick is good and she beleived him.

by giggity85 March 20, 2010

temporal statis

the power in majick terms to freeze things in their tracks.

often used in tv shows such as charmed

my power is temporal statis, i can stop things from moving

by white_wicca April 10, 2005

statisfaction

A feeling of happiness that can only be derived from one's superior status.

In choosing between Yale and the community college, she knew that only Yale would give her family statisfaction.

by jane and judy December 14, 2008

Stateist

An individual or group of persons, being insulting to those who live in another state. The term is only used in countries made up of states. In Australia generally speaking most stateist comments are made:

NSW stateist to VIC
VIC stateist to SA
QLD stateist to NSW
SA stateist to VIC
NT* stateist to VIC & NSW
WA stateist to QLD, NSW, ACT*, VIC
TAS stateist to NSW & VIC
QLD, NSW, ACT*, SA, VIC, WA & NT* stateist to TAS

* (NT & ACT are not states however when they offend it is territoryist considered the same).

"What the hell? Why does all of Wagga Wagga sell Carlton beer, watch gayFL (AFL) and eat potato cakes? Its NSW, they should drink Tooheys, watch NRL and eat potato scallops!"

"Your stateist! People in Wagga Wagga are very Victorian!"

by dkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdk March 27, 2010

statisfied

Receiving a desired number of status updates on the desired intervals. Usually occurs when the desired status updates/intervals catostrophically reduces efficiency.

Greg is statisfied with full page updates every 90 minutes on our progress. Each update requires 60 minutes of labor.

by awesomestockprice October 21, 2011

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

by hydrogeo May 22, 2010