santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.

"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.

by anon. April 3, 2005

Back Door Santa

Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.

Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"

Peter: "Sweet"

by Studley Ramrod September 6, 2012

santa fe funnel cake

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.

I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013

mall santa

1.) The one Pedophile they can never catch. Sometimes stealing Children in the night and shoving Candy canes in their Gingerbread houses.

2.) The reason your kids know about a Cleveland Steamer.

3.) Your social studies teacher.

Person 1:Fuck you!
Person 2:Fuck you!
Person 1: Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!

by BeefyTitties April 21, 2016

Santa Nita

a gang brought up in the city of Santa Ana known as Santa Nita tagged up around as Santa Nita, SN, SNx3, or SNR around its turf. GAng contains mexican/chicano males and females.

This Gang started off as a car club and came to crime some years after, recruting members and turning gang like.

Those guys are from Santa Nita

by Santanero November 24, 2007

Santa Claus

Every boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live.

Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day.

Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.

by thats right I said it July 18, 2009

johan santana

The best pitcher in baseball!!

johan santana strikes the mother*ers out!

by Twins Win September 10, 2006