Stanley Uris

The amazing Bird Boy that deserved way better.

A: who does Bill like?

B: Stanley Uris?

C: no Bev…

by It’s pennywise July 6, 2022

Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

purple Stanley

the act of shitting into a condom, freezing it, and beating someone up with it

Tom was being a dick, so Joe purple Stanley'd him.

by John0428 March 7, 2011

Stanley Pringled

While talking to a girl you randomly whip out your dick and start masturbating.

I totally Stanley Pringled that bitch I was mackin' it to at the library last night.

by psu19420 April 7, 2008

stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.

You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.

by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

Stanley Kubrick

To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.

Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.

by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

Stanley Steamer

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.

"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.

by John Trian July 27, 2006