The cutest pokemon by far. Also can be used to describe a guy who is absolutely perfect in every way. Can merge with pikachu to form squikachu, which is the epitome of awesomeness.
by dancingmaniac2 March 1, 2010
Get the Squirtle mug.The most amazing super hero Columbus,ohio has ever known. Adored by his fans and wanted by women the world over. Squirtman showers his fans with gifts and his enemies with a shrinking rain. Squirtman is your friend!!!!!
umbrella man:I will get Squirtman!
Squirtman:Oh no you don't my shrinking nemesis!
12 inch umbrella man:flyin' penguins! Squirtman is NOT my friend!
Squirtman:Oh no you don't my shrinking nemesis!
12 inch umbrella man:flyin' penguins! Squirtman is NOT my friend!
by squirtgirl November 22, 2011
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One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.
Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"
Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"
Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"
Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"
Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
by Evidentary October 1, 2014
Get the Squirter Sumerta mug.The act of lighting your pubes on fire and having your girl put the fire out with her cum while she shoots bubbles out of her anus. (The reverse act of charizarding)
After I charizarded my slam piece last night she began squirtling me until bubbles filled the janitors closet
by Douggernuts June 26, 2017
Get the Squirtling mug.A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!
Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"
by SquirtleRaper981 June 28, 2009
Get the Squirtle mug.Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.
The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>
by That guy, you know? October 19, 2011
Get the squirtle mug.A sex act that involves both a male and a female, (who both typically dream to climb Mount Everest and forge the crevASSes). With the woman face down and legs spread widely a part, the male partner mounts himself to her ass and begins to rail on her viciously. And then pulls himself away from her to squirt his load onto her ass until its covered in white like the top of Mount Everest.
After watching the wonderful speech about multiple journeys to Mount Everest, Will and Ashley scurried back to the locker rooms to quickly do a squirting crevass.
by Mr. Camel and Mrs. Toe September 17, 2008
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