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Squirreled

Holiday Life where Cat Naps are encouraged and necessary. The Global World through the Eyes of a Cat Named Squirrel. It's a happy, furry, relaxing place; where cat naps are encouraged and you experience Global Jetset Life to the fullest!
MC: If you were voted Ms. Global JetSet what would you do for the Squirreled?
Candidate: If I were voted Ms. Global JetSet I would fight for Squirreled Peace and I believe in power of The Squirreled Wide Web to make this a reality.
by Prozic December 28, 2005
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squirtle

Look! I found a squirtle!
by Billiam Beaver July 25, 2016
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Squirtle

sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.
1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!
by C. Dub. January 30, 2007
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squirtle Head

This phrase is to comment on a person's looks or stupidity. This phrase was coined by the urban legend himself, Will Guess.

also see gerbal head
by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006
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squirtle

1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"
Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....
by spokmage August 10, 2007
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squircle

1. The result of an attempt at drawing a circle with just a pencil.

2. A mythical shape that resembles both a square and a circle at exactly the same time. This is both impossible and extremly stressful to attempt to draw. It is much like drawing a four-sided triangle.
1. "Dude, use this compass else you'll end up drawing squircles again."

2. Stupid Idiot: "Ive done it! Ive drawn the mythical squircle!"

Friend of stupid idiot: "No, thats yet another square with rounded edges."
by kikumbob October 10, 2005
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squirtle

Someone who cant hold there drink and chucks after one beer
Marc De decker had one beer and pulled a squirtle for the rest of the nite
by S1ru5 October 20, 2006
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