brown eyed squirrel

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.

Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

by DentWizard July 25, 2017

Letting the Squirrel Go

To take a nasty shit.

Has anyone seen Danny? Oh he’s in the shitter letting the squirrel go.

by Lar the Rod July 8, 2020

man squirrel

a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.

Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".

Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.

by Ashley Potts February 18, 2009

Black Squirrel

The informal mascot of Kent State University. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.

Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?

Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

squimish

To be afraid, disraught by the sight of blood.

1. James admitted he was squimish, thus would never become a doctor.
2. I found out how squimish I was when I saw Andrea's bleeding wound.

by cees December 28, 2008

dead squirrel

When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell

hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

Squirrel in heat

This is when the subordinant husband gets a little feisty or "hot under the collar." Occurs in a relationship where the wife determines when playful activity is engaged.

Heather: Oh Aaron, you are like a squirrel in heat!

by Hoon35 July 30, 2008