Harry Squatter

When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.

Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

pew squatter

A stubborn A-hole in church who is sitting at the end of the pew and refuses to scoot down.

This pew squatter refuses to scoot down so we'll have to squeeze by him with our butts in his face. Stubborn A-hole.

by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

squatter jacks

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick

We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

cock squasher

A woman who, through physical size or force of personality, dominates the guys she is with.

Dude, this fat chick I am a hooking up with terrifies me... she is a real cock squasher.

by Mack Daddy Kevin August 3, 2007

squealer

A high pitched fart.

Oh my god, did you hear that squealer??!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Dope squatter

Noun; a person who comes to your house, does all your drugs, and then leaves without paying.

Don't let that dope squatter in the house. He still hasn't paid me for his last visit.

by Sissic November 15, 2009

squater

Noun. A beat up car in the illadel usally a buick, osmobile or a cutty. A lil something to roll in while your on the come up

I'm gonna cop a squater; so I can stack my dough, car notes are for suckas.

by Ken215 June 26, 2006