scrub a tub

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.

David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?

by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 16, 2008

Scrubbin

hahah not loookkking good..

yaddiddadddaa holluh.. all scrubbbed out!

i was scrubbin

by babybrittae December 24, 2008

Scrubstitution

When a sports team, most commonly basketball, knows a game is out of reach and subs in the bench warmers to play out the rest of the game.

Endicott knew the Scots had won so the coach went to Gary on his bench for a Scrubstitution.

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

scrubblebub

to clean very well, to scrub out dirt, to wash before use

You better scrubblebub that hat you found on the floor before you wear it.

by Steven Deerwester January 3, 2008

Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.

Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.

by rawdick May 24, 2011

scrubo

Someone who is not good at something.

Look at all these scrubos trying to play call of duty.

by bope September 5, 2011

scrubmunkin

The ultimate distracter word. Nobody has the slightest idea what a scrubmunkin is, does, or looks like. It is, in fact, such a downright puzzling word that, when inserted into a sentence, the person spoken to spends all their intellectual energy on trying to comprehend what a scrubmunkin is. It is extremely useful when making difficult confessions. As an added bonus, it makes a sentence look as if its sole purpose was to use the word scrubmunkin. It can thus effectively hide sneaky intentions.

"So... are you going to the party later tonight? I am, because I am a scrubmunkin."

Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?

Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!

by lizzardtheblizzardwizzard August 28, 2012