Spotify

The one app which I can cry to

Some random mofo: why r u always listening to driver’s license on Spotify

Me: I wonder why

by Theoneloner April 12, 2021

Spotify

Protect

I will spotify the princess no matter what try to defeat me.

by Cookieslice May 10, 2021

Hop on Spotify

The act of rough sex while listening to your sex playlist on spotify.

Hey John, Hop on Spotify

by OnyxSharkified May 18, 2022

Spotify

To give someone an ultimatum that does not turn out the way you thought it would.

His wife better not try to make him choose between her or his mistress because he might just Spotify his wife.

by Buckle My Shoe January 27, 2022

Spotify

Spotify is great app if you want to ruin your hearing with 100% volume and headphones! (It is actually a great app for streaming music, destroy your ears if you want too.)

Girl 1: "Do you listen to Spotify"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"

by alexbitchboy January 30, 2022

To spotify

The act of silencing, or attempting to silence or otherwise oppress, opposing or divergent voices and other points of view because someone else has leveraged you. You know, like a fascist.

Neil Young tried to spotify Joe Rogan.

by Das Erlebnis February 1, 2022

Spotify

The music streaming software that makes ads about not wanting ads. Also has more ads then YouTube.

Person 1: Oh I love this song, Ill play this instead. *clicks on song*
Spotify: Get Spotify premium so you don't have to listen to ads and get more of the experience. *30 secs pass*
*Another 30 sec add plays*

by Whyyoulookingatmyusername September 6, 2021