spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

by Steve February 13, 2004

spooge

n. man goo.

my testicles produce spooge.

by Jaimeson B February 20, 2004

spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.

Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

spooge drive error

A very uncommon error message discovered when installing DoW. It has no apparent meaning, and isn't as exciting as it sounds. It can only be remedied by installing a hell of a lot of pointless patches.

Victim: Yes, I finally installed DoW!
Onlooker: Cool
Victim: Oh no, its giving me spooge drive error again!
Onlooker: lol

by Gruntus June 18, 2008

spooge cousins

n. pl. Two or more people who are related by the fact that their semen has touched the same person, especially in the context of sex.

Damn, man, you mean your DAD hit that shit!?! That means you're spooge cousins! That's fucked up!

by unperson September 1, 2003

Spooge-demon

A person who secretly desires to sexually climax on another person or to be sexually climaxed upon by a another person frequently and/or often.

Man, that freak was a real spooge-demon!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

spooge-face

a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women.

Tarheel Boy's wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003