splaggot

Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.

Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"

by Katie Grape May 21, 2008

Hot Sauce Splurgy

When a woman squirts her vaginal fluids into a cup, flavors it with hot sauce, and uses it on fancy desserts.

My girlfriend fed me her Hot Sauce Splurgy pie last night.

by MasterofFUCK August 4, 2010

pop! splurg

Sound a woman's fake breasts make when they explode during take-off in a plane.

"Stewardess,can i have a pillow? *pop! splurg* um,make that a bandaid.....a BIG bandaid."

by Anonymous November 6, 2002

Splange

A girls smelly vagina

She's got a right splange

by jen68 December 7, 2006

Splurge

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.

"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!

by angrysplurge July 9, 2009

splart

The act a farting a bubble of sperm and lubrication after anal sex.

The splart bubble glistened in the moonlight after the glorious night of ass sex.

by sea pocket December 31, 2009

Splang

When one talks absolute crap, or tries to define something vut gets it completely wrong.

Jacob: i got so pissed last night i fell down the stairs and broke my foot, but still got up and walked to the hospital.

Kyran: Man, stop chatting splang.

by ThegreenTurd February 24, 2011