Spewing

“The act of talking too much in long tangents with no truth to a story" refers to a communication style characterized by excessive rambling, and a tendency to deviate from the main point without providing accurate or factual information.

Also may be a synonym to “Yapping”, Individuals who engage in this type of communication may embellish details, exaggerate events, or fabricate entirely fictional accounts, often leading to confusion, disinterest, or frustration among listeners.

Man 1: OH! You’re a Marine? I would have joined the Marines, but when I was talking to my recruiter he said the paperwork would take too long and I was just trying to get a Hellcat.

Man 2: Yeah yeah, stop spewing everyone knows you were scared.

by 0tr_Chucky November 14, 2023

Number Spew

When one types a string of random number. Invented by ig: @el_lightning

“You just became 152838353x more attractive” — “152838353” being the number spew

by BlukillatheBaddie June 02, 2018

Spew Slipper

Waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don't remember departing your body the night before.

Potentially worse when it departed someone else's body.

"How did you pull up?"

"Not as well as expected. My feet felt the warmth of the spew slipper."

by spewslipper August 11, 2009

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig October 26, 2007

Pen-ultimate Spew

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)

There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.

Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.

by Budgreen January 17, 2014

Spew Feces

When feces exits your butthole at a very fast pace. Usually refers to diarrhea.

Friend1: I'm going to go spew feces into the shitter.
Friend2: Roger that!

*Shitting noises*

by UnitPunch January 08, 2012

Spew

A mans semen that came out of his dick when he comes

I just spewed all over my computer

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming May 23, 2022