Spelunking

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a dump with your legs closed and flushing the toilet after to receive Poseidon’s Kiss.

Sick night dude, Amber and I went spelunking!

by NeverHaveIEverGone4 September 7, 2022

Sugar Spelunking

When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.

This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.

Honey, Bob asked for coffee: I'm going Sugar Spelunking.

by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020

Butt-Spelunker

A person or persons who enjoy exploring another persons anal cavity

Thomas and robert are experienced butt-spelunkers, every day they enthusiastically explore eachothers anal cavities with many tricks and techniques!

by RandomPlatypus June 15, 2018

Spelunking

A few guys hanging out or attending a social event with a substantially larger amount of girls. The opposite of a sausage fest

Did you see Aidan at the dance?
Yeah he was hard core spelunking, the lucky guy!

by Admiral ACHGbar November 3, 2015

Spelunker M.D.

Nickname for a gastroenterologist, or other medical professional that assists with medical care for the anal patient.

I had my colonoscopy done when I turned 45, and Spelunker M.D. was on point with the experience.

by Eddie Shell July 30, 2024

Swamp Spelunker

A person who picks up nasty unshaven, unclean hookers in the hood.

"Yeah man, I'm gonna be a swamp spelunker after this girl I found tonight!"

by GlassGlassGlass May 31, 2024

spitting spelunker

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

by cavediver March 9, 2010