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refrigerator spelunking

The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.
I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.
by ferricoxide June 8, 2010
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chunk spelunker

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...
Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...
by JPnEB May 28, 2008
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asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com
"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013
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Spelunking

A few guys hanging out or attending a social event with a substantially larger amount of girls. The opposite of a sausage fest
Did you see Aidan at the dance?
Yeah he was hard core spelunking, the lucky guy!
by Admiral ACHGbar November 3, 2015
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Butt-Spelunker

A person or persons who enjoy exploring another persons anal cavity
Thomas and robert are experienced butt-spelunkers, every day they enthusiastically explore eachothers anal cavities with many tricks and techniques!
by RandomPlatypus June 15, 2018
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Spelunking

The act of engaging in any form of rectal/anal penetration both medically or sexual in nature.
I went to my monthly physical, and my Doctor spent a good amount of time spelunking during his time below.

Last night my girl let me go spelunking for the first time in months. It was a rough time going deep in there.
by Millrunner80 August 4, 2018
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Spelunking

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.
Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath
by paftdunk July 18, 2019
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