speech fart

An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.

A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.

Examples of common speech farts:

On an online forum: "IBTL"

In a comments list: "First!"

On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"

In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"

On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"

by CleffedUp October 14, 2009

speed hack

A cheat used in the game that increases your movement/firing speed drastically, to the point of where it is impossible to kill you.

Generally seen in Counterstrike, Halo 2, and other popular FPS games.

WTF!? That dude is using speed hacks he's already across the map and the game just started!

by SideShowMel0329 November 7, 2006

Seattle speedball

Coffee and a bong-toke

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

by Hiro Yamamoto June 28, 2005

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 12, 2008

Speed Beat

to masturbate quickly, or in a short amount of time.

i was running late for a meating, so i had to do a speed beat.

by timer man January 28, 2009

Speed Matcher

An individual that pulls from traffic to match the speed of the car next to them; thereby preventing any other individual to now pass.

Some Bastard was following behind another car when suddenly he pulled to the left lane and sped up a little bit and now matched the previous discussed car's speed, thus becoming a speed matcher.

by Craigerz127 October 17, 2010

Speder

A racist ass flamer, who decides to all of a sudden have morals when someone else makes a joke. Relies on being as offensive as possible to be funny. Is a ginger.

"Have you seen that guy making all the holocaust jokes, then telling everyone that they can fuck off?"

"Yeah that guy is being a total Speder."

by Xubius1 May 9, 2014