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ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.
Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!
by Anonymous November 1, 2003
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e-spanger

E-Spanger (electronic spare changer) pronounced E-spain-ger is a person who solicits virtually for the immediate donation of money or other gratuity via online personal funding or crowdfunding websites for questionable or unverifiable private or social causes. This may be done by social media or email (asking, requesting, coercing (badgering), sympathy appeals). It is the habitual manipulative or coercive use of another individual's sympathy, guilt, or insecurity for monetary gain. It is a form of emotional and financial abuse - in some cases, fraud or misappropriation of funding.
My Facebook friend, Jill, created a gofundme page to ask for money for her surgery explaining that she was uninsured and had a life-threatening illness. She received thousands of dollars from many sympathetic friends when I found out later that the money was actually used to pay for an elective, cosmetic procedure, her last month’s rent and some Star Wars and Star Trek collectibles. She’s an e-spanger.
by gofundyourself August 10, 2016
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Autozone Spinners

Those piece of shit spinners perchased at you local autozone, target, pep boys, or walmart.
Theses spinners often come in 4 packs but
for some strange reason are generally seen on the
front passenger wheel. Theses spinners generally
come in sizes made only as big as your piece of shit rims
and should never be purchased.
Lame-ass A*"Hey man you rollin' on some autozone spinners"
Lame-ass B*"Yeah im rollin' on 14's fool"
Lame ass A*"I hate you..."
by Nig Nog Colton November 7, 2006
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spinner

Spinner defined: A spinner is a fit, petite woman typically around 96-100 lbs or so. The literal meaning is a woman that you can spin while she is riding your penis. But more to it speaks to her sexual ability, like a gymnast or athlete. You can spin her into many positions with ease, or she spins all over your body. But a spinner is a healthy, good looking, willing, wanting sexual explorer too.
My favorite type of woman is a spinner.
by timJenson September 25, 2016
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spankerchief

(n.) a word combining "spank," or masturbation and "handkerchief." While one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up... after that pleasure.
When my mom cleaned my room, she found my crusty spankerchief under the bed.
by Hatt Molley April 10, 2008
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Spinnernet1

One of the biggest nerds in the "YWC" (YouTube Wrestling Community). Had the nerve to e-beg for money from his gay ass fanboys to fix his car. He looks and sounds like an overgrown Steve Urkel, and even was caught on Skype talking about how much he hates blacks and Jews when he's black himself. He even stated that he wished he had enough money so he can bleach his skin white, because he felt white on the inside.
Joe: Hey Mike, going to watch the Spinnernet1 video with me?
Mike: No, I don't like e-beggars, I don't like bums, I don't like dorks, and I don't like self-loatheing racists.
Joe: He's the best ever, I gave him 100 dollars for his car
Mike: You sucker
(Mike punches Joe in the face for being a mentally challenged fanboy)
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 5, 2012
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fidget spinner

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!
by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017
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